This all goes back to the other day, when I was sat on a bench in town waiting for Mr. S to come & pick me up when this guy came & sat down beside me, no big deal, normal people do that. Then he started chatting, still fine if a little annoying so I was polite & whatever back while pretending to be busy texting someone. He's still droning on when he asked me did I want to go for a drink? I ignored him, thinking he was talking to someone else when he asked again so I replied by saying thanks but 1. I'm seeing someone & 2. I don't take random strange men up on their offers of a drink.
Then he started gabbling on about how
"you're really pretty you know"
"I bet you turn heads wherever you go"
*sickbucket*. Is that really the best he could come up with? I mean for God's sake, he had the chat up lines of a 14 year old but the attitude of a New York Gangsta/pimp. I felt like saying to him
"this is the Cotswolds, not the Bronx you fool!".
By this point I was highly pissed off but couldn't go anywhere else as I'd already arranged here & couldn't get through to Mr S. Meanwhile P Diddy the 2nd is still droning on next to me, thinking he may actually be in with some chance although God knows where he got that idea from when he turned round & said
"I have girls falling at my feet you know"
to which I replied, in a sweet but very sarcastic tone
"Oh really? Are you sure it's not just your ego they're tripping over?"
& walked off with a slight grin on my face.
Oh the look on his face & the satisfaction at a cutting put down jumping into my head at the exact right moment *grin*. Does it get any better?! Lol