I suppose us girls should be grateful as at least our delicates aren't situated where they can be punched, kneed or kicked but they are in easy vision which isn't always great either.
You may ask what has bought on this post? Well, I was shopping with a friend of mine the other day & every time she has the same problem.
Lets say she is blessed in the chest area. Every time we go shopping she always has the same hassle, it's not just a case of seeing a top, liking it, buying it (something which I take for granted) she is a size eight/ten on her bottom but on the top is anything from a twelve to a sixteen purely because of her proportions. Not only that but is used to guys talking to her chest rather than her face & I have to say, all of the above would do my head in.
Coming from the girl who had no need for underwired bras until the age of sixteen I can't say I've ever had a problem with any of the above & never really understood why women with big boobs saw them as anything but a blessing because to be honest it was something that I was envious of at one point.
Since being friends with L I am glad that I'm not one of those women. It's not just the inconvenience of trying stuff on but also the fact that she can't wear low cut tops because rather than being flirty they look positively pornographic, she can't wear backless ones either because she needs a bra all the time so they are out of the question. Vest tops don't work for her either & neither do fitted shirts. Dresses are a whole other ball game for her & an obstacle course that she doesn't often negotiate. Even if something does fit she then gets the problem of how it hangs on her & how it looks, not to mention patterns & prints!
Looking at all the clothes that she has problems finding/can't wear & that is the basis of most womens wardrobes. Don't get me wrong, she isn't absolutely enormous but she's big enough that she can't get away with much & that isn't helped by being a small frame. I feel sorry for her sometimes because it is a pain. Not only that but she has to pay twice as much for her bras as I do mine because she needs a not easily found size, bit of a cheek in my opinion!
And for some reason, purely for her chest size, she is seen as being 'up for it' more readily than other girls. God forbid any man that voices that opinion though as she has a tongue that makes them feel about 2" tall in 2 seconds flat! Many a man has made the fatal mistake of thinking her brains are all in her chest and lived to regret it. Painful for him I'm guessing but funny to watch, harsh but I can't help it, it's the evil streak in me coming out to play.
I'm the opposite & am so below average that some of my bras would get me done under the trade descriptions act for false advertising but for all the times I might have wished otherwise, I'm eternally glad that I don't have her problem & am quite happy to stick with being what I am.
See guys, they might be fun to look at but they aren't all that to live with sometimes! I would say that next time you see a well endowed lady that you take minute to feel her pain but reading back that probably isn't the best phrasing.......
Especially as a few coppers read this blog & we know what they're like for dirty minds! Lol
Then again, that has the faint whiff of pot, kettle & black coming from me so I'll leave it at that!