Eye Candy

Shamefully I have been watching every episode of 'I'm a Celebrity.....Get Me Out Of Here!'
This isn't because I am celebrity obsessed or anything like that. There four reasons to me watching;

1. The disgusting trials they have to do. There is something irresistibly entertaining about watching a 'celebrity' chomp down on a Witchety Grub. If you haven't watched it, the innards of a Witchety Grub look very much like puss. *vomit*

2. Simon Webbe.

3. Simon Webbe's topless body.

4. Simon Webbe's topless body while taking a shower. Or doing press ups. Or swimming. Or just wandering around in fact!

The man has a body and a half. Which is a good job because I haven't seen any signs of a personality while he's been in there. I like my men witty & inclined towards P taking. So although he's more than ok to look at that is about it. Decorative purposes only I'm afraid.

But on the same note, I could have done without seeing Brian Paddick's naked arse jiggling on the screen.
My eyes are still burning & I am in need of a memory eraser & disinfectant. And quite possibly, counselling.

The other jaw dropping moment was when the obligatory blonde with plastic breasts type contestant had to do a trial involving her eating a Kangaroo's testicle. Apparently, they are a delicacy.
Fair play to her but then she had to ask "Oh, will I get pregnant now from eating that?". She obviously did not pay enough attention in Biology lessons now did she?
She is an embarrasment to womankind & quite frankly, it's a good job she has the looks & breasts because there is nothing lurking in her cavernous skull that is of any use.

I may not be the brightest bulb in the box but I do know the basics of life. What a muppet she is!

And they are my shameful motives for watching a celebrity reality TV programme. Shameful but amusing all the same :o)