16 January 2012

Oh Dear!


I have an old mobile phone. I am as clumsy as they come and my poor mobile phone has been dropped endlessly on concrete, had water spilled on it, been dropped from horseback height etc etc. It still miraculously works but this is why I won't have an expensive phone because I know it will break within five minutes of me having it. The only drawback with my trusty old mobile phone is the lack of memory so I regularly have to empty my inbox. My friend text me earlier on a new number to finish arranging a date for me to go and spend an afternoon with her and her horse and for me to ride him. He is a strapping 18hh ex-eventer, I'm very excited about riding him :-)
Unfortunately, rather than using my brains and saving her new number before I emptied my inbox I decided I'd jot her number down and text her back once I'd sorted my inbox out and then save it.

Bad idea! I text back on what I thought was the right number only to get a reply five minutes later from some poor guy saying "Errrr, I think you may have the wrong number? Never mind though, it sounds like 'he' is in for a good time and it's brightened up my Monday morning no end!!!! :-P"

I wasn't confused at this reply, I merely had a sinking feeling in my stomach because I know what was in the text I sent....

Wording of the text I sent: "Yes of course. Let me know when you're going to be calling in? I'll be in my kinky boots and whip at the ready because I want a good ride so tell him to behave or else.... *raised eyebrow and stern look* :-P"

Why kinky boots? Well, her (my friend) boyfriend decided to remark one day that her best riding boots look like kinky boots. None of us could see his point but since then the name 'kinky boots' has stuck for our riding boots as an 'in' joke.

On the slim chance it was you I sent the text to, I am very sorry but glad to have caused some amusement on a Monday morning in some random office or staff room!

5 comments:

cogidubnus said...
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cogidubnus said...

Blimey...following on from previous corset postings, I'm now officially gobsmacked...all that and kinky boots too...phwoarrrr...
:-)

JR said...

GND, that's hilarious... although it's taking me all my strength not to make comments about big, powerful beasts between your thighs! (Sorry, overgrown schoolboy).

If it's any consolation, it's not unknown for me to send texts meant for my girlfriend to all sorts of people. I've yet to misdirect one to her mother but I fear it's only a matter of time...

Did you manage to get a ride in the end?

JR

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